If I ever

If I ever move to another place where no one knows me I think I'll go by the name Laine.

If I ever win the lottery I think I will buy myself a gameboy DS.

If I ever get a chance to meet my brother I will cherish that forever.

If I ever get to go to the beach again I think I will rent one of those shade chairs and sit there from dusk til dawn.

If I ever graduate college I want to have a party. One with balloons and cake.

If I ever have a daughter I want to buy everything in pink and pinch her toes.

If I ever become a grandmother I want to bake cookies and knit them some clothes.

If I ever become a lawyer I want to be held in contempt of court, and have reporters running up to me with their microphones in my face while I run to the stretch limo with my black briefcase and files under my arm yelling "I have no further comments at this time"

If I ever become a law enforcement official I want give a speeding ticket to a girl.

If I ever become a detective I want to have a pink badge holder.

If I ever become a forensic pathologist I want to wear a pink lab coat and listen to 80's metal bands while performing autopsies.

If I ever do these things I'll be cool.